§ 1 The Problem
Some relationships are simply toxic. Not in the dramatic, reality-TV sense — though that too — but in the quiet, systemic, "we've-always-done-it-this-way" sense that corrupts everything around it.
Corruption. Single-use plastic. Bureaucratic inertia. The kind of entanglements that have been dragged on for far too long. This platform exists strictly as a personal sandbox, testing ground, and symbolic statement against the things we ought to break up with.
"We didn't start the fire. But we are absolutely filing the paperwork."
— DIVORCEINCIDER, EST. 2026
FILED
REVIEWED
BINDING*